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[fic] Beep beep beep~ (part 2)
Fandom: Cultivation Chat Group (novel)
Characters: White Two, Song Shuhang, Lady Onion, Senior White, Nine Provinces Number One Group
Rating: T
A certain mysterious senior joins the chat group. Oh, and so does Lady Onion. Set during some vague time after ~chapter 1592
Beep beep beep~
Chapter 2: This little white crane is getting blacklisted
Song Shuhang blinked at the message.
He hadn’t considered that Venerable Yellow Mountain might not add Senior White Two because he didn’t believe him!
Stressed by a Mountain of Books: “Senior, I’m not joking. He’s sitting right next to me, getting his account ready.”
Song Shuhang glanced over. At this time, Senior White Two was in the middle of adjusting a picture of a beautiful black lotus to serve as his profile picture.
It seemed that Senior White Two had already figured out how to go look for pictures on the internet.
Venerable Yellow Mountain said, “One moment, little friend Shuhang.”
Then he opened another window and quietly added Lady Onion as a friend.
Venerable Yellow Mountain then sent her a private message: “Hello, Lady Onion, this is Venerable Yellow Mountain. If you don’t mind me asking, are you with Song Shuhang right now?”
“Eh? Senior Yellow Mountain sent me a private message,” Lady Onion said. Then she wrote, “Replying to Senior Yellow Mountain, yes, Shuhang is right here next to me. Senior, is something wrong? Is it okay for me to join the group?”
She thought that Venerable Yellow Mountain had sent her a message to personally turn her down, or maybe to ask her a few questions before letting her join.
Venerable Yellow Mountain: “It’s fine, I’m about to add you right now. Lady Onion, could you tell me if there’s anyone else in the room with you?”
Lady Onion stared at this message in confusion. “Yes, Senior [beep, beep~] is here, and also Senior Scarlet Heaven Sword.”
She had actually written “White Rabbit” by mistake, and only remembered it was supposed to be a secret after hitting send. However, Senior White Two had already applied the patch to his identity censoring technique, so those words came out as a series of “beeps” instead.
Venerable Yellow Mountain: “Is Fellow Daoist White there?”
Lady Onion: “No, Senior White should still be downstairs.”
Venerable Yellow Mountain rubbed his chin. It wasn’t that he didn’t believe this little monster onion, but it would have been good to get confirmation from more than one source.
However, if Sage White wasn’t there, Venerable Yellow Mountain wasn’t going to bother him with it. He didn’t really think Song Shuhang was the kind of person to play a prank like this. He’d just had to confirm it for his own peace of mind.
Which meant...
That senior wanted to join his chat group!
Venerable Yellow Mountain quietly changed his nickname in the group before returning to his chat with Song Shuhang.
It wasn’t that he thought “that senior” would cause trouble, but he got a feeling in his heart that he could not say the same for the rest of the group.
Venerable Yellow Mountain: “If it really is that senior, then how can I refuse? Little friend Shuhang, you can leave the rest to me.”
“Thank you, Senior!” Song Shuhang excitedly replied.
Then he smiled over at Senior White Two. “You guys are in!”
Ding~ Ding~ Lady Onion and Senior White Two got an invitation to join the Nine Provinces Number One Group one after the other.
Lady Onion accepted it instantly.
“It took him long enough. Shuhang, that senior of yours should have more faith in others,” Senior White Two said as he, too, hit the button to accept.
[System notification: A welcome to ‘Lady Onion’ who just joined the ‘Nine Provinces Number One Group’.]
[System notification: A welcome to ‘beep beep beep’ who just joined the ‘Nine Provinces Number One Group’.]
Due these two notifications, the Nine Provinces Number One Group became very lively.
Naturally, the first response was from the always online holy warrior of the group, True Monarch Northern River: “Eh, someone new has joined the group? Oh, it’s Lady Onion. Haha, Lady Onion, did little friend Shuhang finally get you your own phone? 😉”
Fairy Lychee: “Wow, two at once? Lately, we’ve really had a lot of people joining the group. Hello, Lady Onion! Welcome to the group. 😁”
Phoenix Saber Jasmine: “Oh, Eighth Cultivator of True Virtue, you’re also here? Wait, I’ll be sending you a friend request.”
This was Sixth Cultivator of True Virtue’s account. However, it was a very rare sight within the group, as she usually used Seventh Cultivator of True Virtue’s account to chat.
In the next moment, Lady Onion received a friend request from both Phoenix Saber Jasmine and Seventh Cultivator of True Virtue.
Eighth Cultivator of True Virtue, Lady Onion: “Thank you, Senior Yellow Mountain, for letting me join the group. Hello, everyone! Hehe, replying to Senior Northern River, this little onion has stolen Shuhang’s phone and now it’s mine to do with as I please. You’ll never see him in here again~ 😈”
True Monarch Northern River: “Great job, Lady Onion! You did well. 👍”
Young Master Phoenix Slayer: “You did well +1.”
Fairy Lychee: “You did well +2.”
Thrice Reckless Mad Saber: “You did well +3.”
Fifth Stage Great Monster Doudou: “You did well +4.”
Great Master Profound Principle: “👍”
Tyrannical Song: “Lady Onion, stop talking nonsense. Great Master, when did I ever wrong you?”
Young Master Phoenix Slayer: “Shuhang, when have you not wronged every single person in this group?”
Song Shuhang’s abnormal advancement speed caused the hearts of every single person in the group to feel very stifled every time it came up. Unfortunately, Song Shuhang seemed to always be getting into trouble, so it came up relatively often.
Not to mention, he had caused everyone to experience the heart-rending wonders of pregnancy during his Demonic Sage Speech.
Great Master Profound Principle: “😌🙏”
Tyrannical Song: “👋 Senior Phoenix Slayer, our friendship is over.”
Fairy Enchanting Moonlight [Soft Feather]: “🤣🤣🤣 Senior Song, you’re always so popular.”
“Huh, who’s this other fellow daoist?” Thrice Reckless Mad Saber had finally noticed the second account that had been added. “Their name is just a bunch of beeps? Did your name get censored? Your dao name’s just a bunch of cursing?”
True Monarch Northern River replied, “I think that this shouldn’t be a dao name but just a nickname.”
Thrice Reckless Mad Saber countered, “But they haven’t changed their nickname. It’s still just a bunch of beeps. Which means their dao name is definitely something very interesting and truly in the style of the times. Fellow daoist, I like your style!”
It was at this moment that Senior White Two finally sent a message in the group.
Beep beep beep: Hello, little friends.
Beep beep beep: My thanks to Fellow Daoist Yellow Mountain for allowing me to join this group. Little friend Shuhang has spoken of it very highly.
Beep beep beep: Little friend Thrice Reckless, I also like your style. 👍
The chat quieted down immediately. Most of the people in the group had been alive for several hundreds or thousands years at this point, so it was a bit awkward to be called “little friends”.
However, seeing Thrice Reckless get singled out like that made it feel like it was worth it.
Su Clan’s Seven was the first to break the silence with a chain of laughing emojis.
Su Clan’s Seven: “😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 ‘Little friend Thrice Reckless’, how long has it been since anyone called you that? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂”
When the Bright Moon Appears: “Fellow Daoist, you know Song Shuhang?”
Thrice Reckless Mad Saber: “You wanna go, little friend Seven?”
Su Clan’s Seven: “Sure, let’s go. I’m ready any time. 😈”
Yellow Mountain is very tired and wants to retire: “...”
Sure enough, Thrice Reckless was the source of all corruption in this group. Even someone as powerful as Song Shuhang’s mystery senior couldn’t help himself from messing with Thrice Reckless as soon as he joined.
Maybe he really should just kick him one of these days. The style of the group would surely improve without him there to corrupt it.
Venerable Yellow Mountain quickly sent another message: “Senior, it is this humble daoist who is honored to have you join the group.”
As he’d hoped, that got everyone’s attention and after a few rounds of exclamation points, the chat went quiet again.
This new member was someone even Venerable Yellow Mountain was calling ‘Senior’?
“Haha, the day has come, Thrice Reckless,” Northern River's Loose Cultivator finally commented. “Senior Yellow Mountain finally added another senior, and you’re seeking death right in front of him.”
“You guys are ignoring the most important thing our new friend said,” Doudou quickly wrote. “@ Tyrannical Song, Shuhang, you know this senior?”
When the Bright Moon Appears: “...”
When the Bright Moon Appears: “In fact, I had already noticed this point.”
Shuhang smiled a little as he answered, “Mm-hm. Actually, most of you know him too, seniors.”
Fifth Stage Great Monster Doudou: “?”
Thrice Reckless Mad Saber: “?”
True Monarch Northern River: “?”
There was a long pause while everyone waited for Song Shuhang to elaborate.
“Shuhang, you’re not going to tell us who it is?” Doudou finally asked once it was clear Song Shuhang wasn’t going to say anything.
Tyrannical Song: “Sorry, but I’m not allowed to tell you. Senior [beep, beep~] thinks it’ll be more interesting to let you guys guess. Senior Yellow Mountain, please don’t tell them either.”
Yellow Mountain is very tired and wants to retire: “Your senior has already asked me not to say anything.”
Song Shuhang glanced over at Senior White Two in surprise. He’d already figured out how to talk to Senior Yellow Mountain in private?
Well, maybe he shouldn’t be so surprised. Senior White had figured everything out pretty quickly too.
True Monarch Northern River asked: “Lady Onion? Do you know?”
He figured that because both of them knew Song Shuhang and they had both been added at the same time, the three of them were currently together somewhere, and so she should also know the identity of this mystery senior.
Eighth Cultivator of True Virtue, Lady Onion: “Nope, I can’t tell you either. To be honest, I wouldn’t even know where to start.”
At this time, Senior White got online.
He took one glance at the chat and said, “Oh, Fellow Daoist [beep, beep~], you joined the group? @ Tyrannical Song, Shuhang, are you guys still here?”
Then he frowned and added, “Hm? Your name is censored again?”
Senior White Two answered immediately, “It’s not much of a game if you guys can just say my name.”
Song Shuhang answered right after him, “Yes, Senior White, we’re still upstairs. Actually, Senior [beeeep~], I don’t think telling the other seniors your name would be much of a hint.”
After all, that there were two Senior Whites was still very privileged information.
Beep beep beep: “Exactly, it wouldn’t be. Fellow Daoist White, we’ll be hanging out here for while, I think. Shuhang gave me something fun to play around with.”
Sage White: “Okay, I might come looking for you guys later.”
Beep beep beep: “👍”
Fifth Stage Monster Beast Doudou: “Woof! Senior White, you know this guy too?”
This was huge information!
Sage White: “Mm-hm, I’m very familiar with Fellow Daoist [beep, beep~].”
Fairy Dongfang Six: “Then, Senior, can you tell us who it is? 🙏”
Young Master Phoenix Slayer: “Tell us, tell us! 🙏”
Fairy Enchanting Moonlight [Soft Feather]: “Tell us, tell us! 🙏”
I’m that little white crane at the edge of the Earth’s End: “Wait! Shuhang, you guys are living together again? Are you in Jiangnan right now?”
“Haha, I wondered when Senior White Crane would appear,” Song Shuhang said out loud. He told Senior White Two, “Senior White, you should be careful around Senior White Crane.”
Senior White Two glanced over at him curiously. “Oh? He’s that little Sixth Stage crane shrouded in holy light, right? Why?”
He didn’t have any interest in getting anywhere near that walking beacon of holy light, but he felt there must be an interesting story here if Song Shuhang was warning him about it too.
Song Shuhang grimaced slightly. “Because Senior White Crane is obsessed with Senior White.”
He could only imagine True Monarch White Crane’s reaction if he found out there was a second Senior White in the world.
And that that second Senior White came from the Netherworld Realm.
Actually, it might be kind of funny to see True Monarch White Crane’s reaction to that part.
“Obsessed how?” Senior White Two asked. If it was just the kind of obsession that would lead this little crane to do whatever favors he might ask of it, that might not be so bad.
“For example, Senior White figured out a way for us to write to each other while he was transcending his Eighth Stage tribulation. That way he could ask for snacks and give me sealed heavenly tribulation bombs and so on. Anyway, Senior White Crane saved every single piece of paper with Senior White’s handwriting that he could get his hands on, and he even cut a few in half that had my writing on the back,” Song Shuhang explained.
Senior White Two immediately starting fiddling with his phone again. “This little white crane is getting blacklisted.”
“Hahahaha,” said Song Shuhang.
In the Nine Provinces Number One Group.
Sage White replied, “If Fellow Daoist [beep, beep~] wants it to be a guessing game, I won’t ruin his fun.”
Beep beep beep: “👍”
Sage White: “👍”
Tyrant Flood Dragon wants to father a football team: “Fellow Daoist White, this is simply bullying.”
Senior White replied, “They’ve already given you guys a lot of hints. It’s up to you to put them together.”
I’m that little white crane at the edge of the Earth’s End: “Senior, why did you block me? 😭 What did I do?”
The chat quieted down for a while as the various members of the group fell into thought.
A powerful senior who knew Song Shuhang and also, apparently, knew the rest of them...
Eventually, True Monarch Fallout wrote, “Actually, from the beginning I’ve been getting the feeling that something about this situation is very familiar...”
At the same time, Northern River’s Loose Cultivator guessed, “Senior Sage Monarch Melon Eater?”
This was the most recent powerful senior of Song Shuhang’s whom they had all come into contact with.
This was because during the Immortal Feast, they had all eaten his body.
However, they had also all benefited from the discussion between the Profound Sages afterward, which Sage Monarch Melon Eater had initiated.
Beep beep beep: Wrong. That guess is as cold as an ice crystal from the Frost World. 👎
Fairy Lychee: “Senior Fallout, you’re also getting that feeling? However, I can’t put my finger on it...”
Eternal Fire is very tired and wants to retire: “Senior, could it be that you’re related in some way to the ‘Sinful Black Lotus’?”
◁◁ Chapter 1: Little friend Shuhang, it isn’t kind to tease your seniors like this
Chapter 3: Heavens! It’s really that senior! ▷▷
Characters: White Two, Song Shuhang, Lady Onion, Senior White, Nine Provinces Number One Group
Rating: T
A certain mysterious senior joins the chat group. Oh, and so does Lady Onion. Set during some vague time after ~chapter 1592
Chapter 2: This little white crane is getting blacklisted
Song Shuhang blinked at the message.
He hadn’t considered that Venerable Yellow Mountain might not add Senior White Two because he didn’t believe him!
Stressed by a Mountain of Books: “Senior, I’m not joking. He’s sitting right next to me, getting his account ready.”
Song Shuhang glanced over. At this time, Senior White Two was in the middle of adjusting a picture of a beautiful black lotus to serve as his profile picture.
It seemed that Senior White Two had already figured out how to go look for pictures on the internet.
Venerable Yellow Mountain said, “One moment, little friend Shuhang.”
Then he opened another window and quietly added Lady Onion as a friend.
Venerable Yellow Mountain then sent her a private message: “Hello, Lady Onion, this is Venerable Yellow Mountain. If you don’t mind me asking, are you with Song Shuhang right now?”
“Eh? Senior Yellow Mountain sent me a private message,” Lady Onion said. Then she wrote, “Replying to Senior Yellow Mountain, yes, Shuhang is right here next to me. Senior, is something wrong? Is it okay for me to join the group?”
She thought that Venerable Yellow Mountain had sent her a message to personally turn her down, or maybe to ask her a few questions before letting her join.
Venerable Yellow Mountain: “It’s fine, I’m about to add you right now. Lady Onion, could you tell me if there’s anyone else in the room with you?”
Lady Onion stared at this message in confusion. “Yes, Senior [beep, beep~] is here, and also Senior Scarlet Heaven Sword.”
She had actually written “White Rabbit” by mistake, and only remembered it was supposed to be a secret after hitting send. However, Senior White Two had already applied the patch to his identity censoring technique, so those words came out as a series of “beeps” instead.
Venerable Yellow Mountain: “Is Fellow Daoist White there?”
Lady Onion: “No, Senior White should still be downstairs.”
Venerable Yellow Mountain rubbed his chin. It wasn’t that he didn’t believe this little monster onion, but it would have been good to get confirmation from more than one source.
However, if Sage White wasn’t there, Venerable Yellow Mountain wasn’t going to bother him with it. He didn’t really think Song Shuhang was the kind of person to play a prank like this. He’d just had to confirm it for his own peace of mind.
Which meant...
That senior wanted to join his chat group!
Venerable Yellow Mountain quietly changed his nickname in the group before returning to his chat with Song Shuhang.
It wasn’t that he thought “that senior” would cause trouble, but he got a feeling in his heart that he could not say the same for the rest of the group.
Venerable Yellow Mountain: “If it really is that senior, then how can I refuse? Little friend Shuhang, you can leave the rest to me.”
“Thank you, Senior!” Song Shuhang excitedly replied.
Then he smiled over at Senior White Two. “You guys are in!”
Ding~ Ding~ Lady Onion and Senior White Two got an invitation to join the Nine Provinces Number One Group one after the other.
Lady Onion accepted it instantly.
“It took him long enough. Shuhang, that senior of yours should have more faith in others,” Senior White Two said as he, too, hit the button to accept.
[System notification: A welcome to ‘Lady Onion’ who just joined the ‘Nine Provinces Number One Group’.]
[System notification: A welcome to ‘beep beep beep’ who just joined the ‘Nine Provinces Number One Group’.]
Due these two notifications, the Nine Provinces Number One Group became very lively.
Naturally, the first response was from the always online holy warrior of the group, True Monarch Northern River: “Eh, someone new has joined the group? Oh, it’s Lady Onion. Haha, Lady Onion, did little friend Shuhang finally get you your own phone? 😉”
Fairy Lychee: “Wow, two at once? Lately, we’ve really had a lot of people joining the group. Hello, Lady Onion! Welcome to the group. 😁”
Phoenix Saber Jasmine: “Oh, Eighth Cultivator of True Virtue, you’re also here? Wait, I’ll be sending you a friend request.”
This was Sixth Cultivator of True Virtue’s account. However, it was a very rare sight within the group, as she usually used Seventh Cultivator of True Virtue’s account to chat.
In the next moment, Lady Onion received a friend request from both Phoenix Saber Jasmine and Seventh Cultivator of True Virtue.
Eighth Cultivator of True Virtue, Lady Onion: “Thank you, Senior Yellow Mountain, for letting me join the group. Hello, everyone! Hehe, replying to Senior Northern River, this little onion has stolen Shuhang’s phone and now it’s mine to do with as I please. You’ll never see him in here again~ 😈”
True Monarch Northern River: “Great job, Lady Onion! You did well. 👍”
Young Master Phoenix Slayer: “You did well +1.”
Fairy Lychee: “You did well +2.”
Thrice Reckless Mad Saber: “You did well +3.”
Fifth Stage Great Monster Doudou: “You did well +4.”
Great Master Profound Principle: “👍”
Tyrannical Song: “Lady Onion, stop talking nonsense. Great Master, when did I ever wrong you?”
Young Master Phoenix Slayer: “Shuhang, when have you not wronged every single person in this group?”
Song Shuhang’s abnormal advancement speed caused the hearts of every single person in the group to feel very stifled every time it came up. Unfortunately, Song Shuhang seemed to always be getting into trouble, so it came up relatively often.
Not to mention, he had caused everyone to experience the heart-rending wonders of pregnancy during his Demonic Sage Speech.
Great Master Profound Principle: “😌🙏”
Tyrannical Song: “👋 Senior Phoenix Slayer, our friendship is over.”
Fairy Enchanting Moonlight [Soft Feather]: “🤣🤣🤣 Senior Song, you’re always so popular.”
“Huh, who’s this other fellow daoist?” Thrice Reckless Mad Saber had finally noticed the second account that had been added. “Their name is just a bunch of beeps? Did your name get censored? Your dao name’s just a bunch of cursing?”
True Monarch Northern River replied, “I think that this shouldn’t be a dao name but just a nickname.”
Thrice Reckless Mad Saber countered, “But they haven’t changed their nickname. It’s still just a bunch of beeps. Which means their dao name is definitely something very interesting and truly in the style of the times. Fellow daoist, I like your style!”
It was at this moment that Senior White Two finally sent a message in the group.
Beep beep beep: Hello, little friends.
Beep beep beep: My thanks to Fellow Daoist Yellow Mountain for allowing me to join this group. Little friend Shuhang has spoken of it very highly.
Beep beep beep: Little friend Thrice Reckless, I also like your style. 👍
The chat quieted down immediately. Most of the people in the group had been alive for several hundreds or thousands years at this point, so it was a bit awkward to be called “little friends”.
However, seeing Thrice Reckless get singled out like that made it feel like it was worth it.
Su Clan’s Seven was the first to break the silence with a chain of laughing emojis.
Su Clan’s Seven: “😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 ‘Little friend Thrice Reckless’, how long has it been since anyone called you that? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂”
When the Bright Moon Appears: “Fellow Daoist, you know Song Shuhang?”
Thrice Reckless Mad Saber: “You wanna go, little friend Seven?”
Su Clan’s Seven: “Sure, let’s go. I’m ready any time. 😈”
Yellow Mountain is very tired and wants to retire: “...”
Sure enough, Thrice Reckless was the source of all corruption in this group. Even someone as powerful as Song Shuhang’s mystery senior couldn’t help himself from messing with Thrice Reckless as soon as he joined.
Maybe he really should just kick him one of these days. The style of the group would surely improve without him there to corrupt it.
Venerable Yellow Mountain quickly sent another message: “Senior, it is this humble daoist who is honored to have you join the group.”
As he’d hoped, that got everyone’s attention and after a few rounds of exclamation points, the chat went quiet again.
This new member was someone even Venerable Yellow Mountain was calling ‘Senior’?
“Haha, the day has come, Thrice Reckless,” Northern River's Loose Cultivator finally commented. “Senior Yellow Mountain finally added another senior, and you’re seeking death right in front of him.”
“You guys are ignoring the most important thing our new friend said,” Doudou quickly wrote. “@ Tyrannical Song, Shuhang, you know this senior?”
When the Bright Moon Appears: “...”
When the Bright Moon Appears: “In fact, I had already noticed this point.”
Shuhang smiled a little as he answered, “Mm-hm. Actually, most of you know him too, seniors.”
Fifth Stage Great Monster Doudou: “?”
Thrice Reckless Mad Saber: “?”
True Monarch Northern River: “?”
There was a long pause while everyone waited for Song Shuhang to elaborate.
“Shuhang, you’re not going to tell us who it is?” Doudou finally asked once it was clear Song Shuhang wasn’t going to say anything.
Tyrannical Song: “Sorry, but I’m not allowed to tell you. Senior [beep, beep~] thinks it’ll be more interesting to let you guys guess. Senior Yellow Mountain, please don’t tell them either.”
Yellow Mountain is very tired and wants to retire: “Your senior has already asked me not to say anything.”
Song Shuhang glanced over at Senior White Two in surprise. He’d already figured out how to talk to Senior Yellow Mountain in private?
Well, maybe he shouldn’t be so surprised. Senior White had figured everything out pretty quickly too.
True Monarch Northern River asked: “Lady Onion? Do you know?”
He figured that because both of them knew Song Shuhang and they had both been added at the same time, the three of them were currently together somewhere, and so she should also know the identity of this mystery senior.
Eighth Cultivator of True Virtue, Lady Onion: “Nope, I can’t tell you either. To be honest, I wouldn’t even know where to start.”
At this time, Senior White got online.
He took one glance at the chat and said, “Oh, Fellow Daoist [beep, beep~], you joined the group? @ Tyrannical Song, Shuhang, are you guys still here?”
Then he frowned and added, “Hm? Your name is censored again?”
Senior White Two answered immediately, “It’s not much of a game if you guys can just say my name.”
Song Shuhang answered right after him, “Yes, Senior White, we’re still upstairs. Actually, Senior [beeeep~], I don’t think telling the other seniors your name would be much of a hint.”
After all, that there were two Senior Whites was still very privileged information.
Beep beep beep: “Exactly, it wouldn’t be. Fellow Daoist White, we’ll be hanging out here for while, I think. Shuhang gave me something fun to play around with.”
Sage White: “Okay, I might come looking for you guys later.”
Beep beep beep: “👍”
Fifth Stage Monster Beast Doudou: “Woof! Senior White, you know this guy too?”
This was huge information!
Sage White: “Mm-hm, I’m very familiar with Fellow Daoist [beep, beep~].”
Fairy Dongfang Six: “Then, Senior, can you tell us who it is? 🙏”
Young Master Phoenix Slayer: “Tell us, tell us! 🙏”
Fairy Enchanting Moonlight [Soft Feather]: “Tell us, tell us! 🙏”
I’m that little white crane at the edge of the Earth’s End: “Wait! Shuhang, you guys are living together again? Are you in Jiangnan right now?”
“Haha, I wondered when Senior White Crane would appear,” Song Shuhang said out loud. He told Senior White Two, “Senior White, you should be careful around Senior White Crane.”
Senior White Two glanced over at him curiously. “Oh? He’s that little Sixth Stage crane shrouded in holy light, right? Why?”
He didn’t have any interest in getting anywhere near that walking beacon of holy light, but he felt there must be an interesting story here if Song Shuhang was warning him about it too.
Song Shuhang grimaced slightly. “Because Senior White Crane is obsessed with Senior White.”
He could only imagine True Monarch White Crane’s reaction if he found out there was a second Senior White in the world.
And that that second Senior White came from the Netherworld Realm.
Actually, it might be kind of funny to see True Monarch White Crane’s reaction to that part.
“Obsessed how?” Senior White Two asked. If it was just the kind of obsession that would lead this little crane to do whatever favors he might ask of it, that might not be so bad.
“For example, Senior White figured out a way for us to write to each other while he was transcending his Eighth Stage tribulation. That way he could ask for snacks and give me sealed heavenly tribulation bombs and so on. Anyway, Senior White Crane saved every single piece of paper with Senior White’s handwriting that he could get his hands on, and he even cut a few in half that had my writing on the back,” Song Shuhang explained.
Senior White Two immediately starting fiddling with his phone again. “This little white crane is getting blacklisted.”
“Hahahaha,” said Song Shuhang.
In the Nine Provinces Number One Group.
Sage White replied, “If Fellow Daoist [beep, beep~] wants it to be a guessing game, I won’t ruin his fun.”
Beep beep beep: “👍”
Sage White: “👍”
Tyrant Flood Dragon wants to father a football team: “Fellow Daoist White, this is simply bullying.”
Senior White replied, “They’ve already given you guys a lot of hints. It’s up to you to put them together.”
I’m that little white crane at the edge of the Earth’s End: “Senior, why did you block me? 😭 What did I do?”
The chat quieted down for a while as the various members of the group fell into thought.
A powerful senior who knew Song Shuhang and also, apparently, knew the rest of them...
Eventually, True Monarch Fallout wrote, “Actually, from the beginning I’ve been getting the feeling that something about this situation is very familiar...”
At the same time, Northern River’s Loose Cultivator guessed, “Senior Sage Monarch Melon Eater?”
This was the most recent powerful senior of Song Shuhang’s whom they had all come into contact with.
This was because during the Immortal Feast, they had all eaten his body.
However, they had also all benefited from the discussion between the Profound Sages afterward, which Sage Monarch Melon Eater had initiated.
Beep beep beep: Wrong. That guess is as cold as an ice crystal from the Frost World. 👎
Fairy Lychee: “Senior Fallout, you’re also getting that feeling? However, I can’t put my finger on it...”
Eternal Fire is very tired and wants to retire: “Senior, could it be that you’re related in some way to the ‘Sinful Black Lotus’?”
Chapter 3: Heavens! It’s really that senior! ▷▷